let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
The burn and the sting, and the high, and the heat,
and the “left-me-wanting-more” feeling when he kissed me.
I shoulda just called him “Whiskey”.
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.”
My fucked up knees, some wine, my favorite candle and Dixie chicks, all in one little bathtub. Thank god for a few days off.
you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left